I'll give away for a nominal price the laptop Sony VAIO Vgn-fw11zru.
16,4 inches.
It stopped turning on; tapping the battery on the motherboard used to help, but now even that doesn't help. The lid is unscrewed; I'm too lazy to assemble it; there is a small handful of screws.
I'll include the 240 GB SSD if you have an adapter to extract the data from it! If not, then without it!
It only works when plugged in; the battery doesn't hold a charge at all.

Tulips and an HDMI cable I will give in exchange for fruits.